{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}
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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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