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{"type":"standard","title":"Cappuccino (song)","displaytitle":"Cappuccino (song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11294647","titles":{"canonical":"Cappuccino_(song)","normalized":"Cappuccino (song)","display":"Cappuccino (song)"},"pageid":42413858,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/RieCappucc.jpg","width":204,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/RieCappucc.jpg","width":204,"height":400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1212365780","tid":"0b67bb9b-dc8a-11ee-a3c2-c2f964caeeea","timestamp":"2024-03-07T13:53:15Z","description":"1999 single by Rie Tomosaka","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappuccino_(song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappuccino_(song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappuccino_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cappuccino_(song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappuccino_(song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cappuccino_(song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cappuccino_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cappuccino_(song)"}},"extract":"\"Cappuccino\" is a single by Japanese entertainer Rie Tomosaka, released on January 27, 1999. \"Cappuccino\" and its B-side \"Mokuren no Cream\" were both written by musician Ringo Sheena. In 2014, Sheena released a cover of the song on her album Gyakuyunyū: Kōwankyoku, which reached number 98 on the Billboard Adult Alternative Chart.","extract_html":"

\"Cappuccino\" is a single by Japanese entertainer Rie Tomosaka, released on January 27, 1999. \"Cappuccino\" and its B-side \"Mokuren no Cream\" were both written by musician Ringo Sheena. In 2014, Sheena released a cover of the song on her album Gyakuyunyū: Kōwankyoku, which reached number 98 on the Billboard Adult Alternative Chart.

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{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}

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{"fact":"Long, muscular hind legs enable snow leopards to leap seven times their own body length in a single bound.","length":106}

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Bin Roye Ansoo is a novella by Pakistani fiction writer Farhat Ishtiaq, published in 2010. Bin Roye Ansoo was first published in Khawateen Digest, an Urdu-language monthly magazine, as a story in its complete novel section. In 2010, story was published as a novel by Ilm-o-Irfan Publishers.

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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}

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Ģirts Valdis Kristovskis is a Latvian politician. He is a member of the centre-right Unity party.

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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}

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