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The Methodist Episcopal Church built in 1890 is an historic Methodist church located at Thoman and Union streets, in Crestline, Ohio. It was built by Bauer, Minich and Emmer in the Romanesque style. On October 27, 1978, it was added to the National Register of Historic Places. It is now the First United Methodist Church.
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