{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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{"type":"general","setup":"The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.","punchline":"Thank you very much, sir.","id":387}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
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