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Ahmadu Rufai was the Sultan of the Sokoto Caliphate, with his rule lasting from 1867 to 1873. He succeeded Ahmad Bello, who reigned for 11 months. Rufai's reign was distinguished for being uncharacteristically peaceful for the country, with his rule being considered a golden age in the history of the Sokoto Caliphate.
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\"Magdalenian Girl\" or \"Magdalenian Woman\" is the common name for a human skeleton, dated to the boundary between the Upper Paleolithic and the early Mesolithic, ca. 15,000 to 13,000 years old, in the Magdalenian period. The remains were discovered in 1911 in the Dordogne region of southwestern France in a limestone cave known as the Cap Blanc rock shelter. \nThe find was made when a workman drove a pickaxe into the cliff face in the rock shelter, shattering the skull. It is the most complete Upper Paleolithic skeleton in Northern Europe.
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