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Herbert (Lefty) Karpel was a Major League Baseball pitcher. Karpel played for the New York Yankees in 1946. In 2 career games, he had a 0–0 record, with a 10.80 ERA. He batted and threw left-handed.
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Gregor Žerjav, sometimes spelled Žerjal, was a Slovene and Yugoslav lawyer and liberal politician. Together with Albert Kramer, he was the leader of the Slovenian liberals in the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes.
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