Serangoon Harbour is a harbour in Singapore located between the mainland island of Singapore and Pulau Ubin.
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Spur of the Moment is an album of experimental music by Peter Hammill and Guy Evans, originally released as cassette tape on the Red Hot label in 1988, and on CD by DaTE, a division of Line Music GmbH.
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