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Cuboid syndrome or cuboid subluxation describes a condition that results from subtle injury to the calcaneocuboid joint, and ligaments in the vicinity of the cuboid bone, one of seven tarsal bones of the human foot.
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East Belfast GAA is a Gaelic Athletic Association club located in east Belfast in County Down, Northern Ireland. The team currently plays in the Down Senior County League. The team is noted for its cross community inclusion which differs from other GAA teams in Northern Ireland where the majority of followers are usually derived from the Nationalist community. East Belfast GAA have been a cross-community team since its inception with the inclusion of both Unionist and Nationalist personnel, and actively promotes friendship and cooperation between both sides of the political divide. It is the first GAA club to be based in East Belfast since St Colmcille's was formed in the 1950s but folded at the beginnings of the Troubles.
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