{"type":"standard","title":"Piedmont, West Virginia","displaytitle":"Piedmont, West Virginia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q22713","titles":{"canonical":"Piedmont,_West_Virginia","normalized":"Piedmont, West Virginia","display":"Piedmont, West Virginia"},"pageid":138520,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Piedmont%2C_WV_downtown.jpg/320px-Piedmont%2C_WV_downtown.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Piedmont%2C_WV_downtown.jpg","width":3264,"height":2448},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258073249","tid":"542860cc-a546-11ef-9031-ea067d074f12","timestamp":"2024-11-18T00:44:55Z","description":"Town in West Virginia, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.48027778,"lon":-79.04805556},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Piedmont%2C_West_Virginia"}},"extract":"Piedmont is a town in Mineral County, West Virginia, United States. It is part of the Cumberland, MD-WV metropolitan statistical area. The population was 716 at the 2020 census. Piedmont was chartered in 1856 and the town is the subject of Colored People: A Memoir by Piedmont native Henry Louis Gates Jr.","extract_html":"
Piedmont is a town in Mineral County, West Virginia, United States. It is part of the Cumberland, MD-WV metropolitan statistical area. The population was 716 at the 2020 census. Piedmont was chartered in 1856 and the town is the subject of Colored People: A Memoir by Piedmont native Henry Louis Gates Jr.
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