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Maakhir, officially the Maakhir State of Somalia first faced substantial challenges when it was formed in 2007. From February 23 to March 11, 2025, a consultative conference on the self determination of the Maakhir region was held in Badhan. The conference brought\ntogether a diverse group of stakeholders, including politicians, traditional elders, intellectuals, scholars, youth representatives, women’s groups, media professionals, and cultural organizations. The conference decided to set up an interim independent administration for the Maakhir areas to manage their interests and administer their territories regarding justice, development, security, and good governance.
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