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{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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The 1904–05 Harvard Crimson men's ice hockey season was the eighth season of play for the program.
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